My absolute fav. quote is: Willow: Great. I'll give Xander a call . What's his number? Oh, yeah, 1-800-I'm-Dating-A-Skanky-Ho. Buffy: Meow! Willow: Really? Thanks. I've never gotten a 'meow' before. Buffy: Well-deserved. Willow: Darn tootin'. (Phases) The second best Willow quote is: Xander: Look, it's not a good idea. Willow: There's no use arguing with me. Do you see my resolve face? You've seen it before. You know what it means. (Becoming Two) The third place award goes to: Willow: Okay, somebody explain the whole 'he will suck the world into Hell' thing, because that's the part I'm not loving. (Becoming One) And the bronze quote is: Xander: Willow, come on! Willow: I knew it! I knew it! Well, not 'knew it' in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know. You two were fighting way too much. It's not natural! Xander: I know it's weird... Willow: Weird? It's against all laws of God and Man! It's Cordelia! Remember? The, the 'We Hate Cordelia' club, of which you are the treasurer. Xander: Look, I was gonna tell you. Willow: Gee, what stopped you? Could it be shame? Xander: All right, let's overreact, shall we? Willow: But I'm... Xander: Willow, we were just kissing. It doesn't mean that much. Willow: No. It just means that you'd rather be with someone you hate than be with me. (Sorry, I couldn't pick. it was a tie) Willow: Let's get this straight. I don't understand it, I don't wanna understand it, you have gross emotional problems, and things are not okay between us. But what's happening right now is more important than that. Xander: Okay. (Innocence for both of them) Some other good ones are: Oz: I'm gonna ask you to go out with me tomorrow night. And I'm kinda nervous about it, actually. Willow: Oh. Well, if it helps at all, I'm gonna say yes. Oz: Yeah, it helps. It-it creates a comfort zone. Do you wanna go out with me tomorrow night? Willow: [cringes and slaps her hand to her forehead] Oh! I can't! Oz: Well, see, I like that you're unpredictable. Willow: Oh, it's just it's Buffy's birthday, and we're throwing her a surprise party. Oz: It's okay. Willow: But you could come. If you want to....you could be m... my date. Oz: All right. I'm in. Willow: [to herself] I said 'date'. (Surprises) Buffy: Go ahead. You know you wanna say it. Willow: My boyfriend's in the band! Amy: Cool. Buffy: I think you've now told everybody. Willow: Only in this hemisphere. (Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered) Willow: No, Xander's right! My God, you people are all... Well, I'm upset, and I can't think of a mean word right now, but that's what you are, and we're going to the factory! Xander: Yeah! (Innocence) Buffy: Well, I think it's nice that he's not just being an animal. Willow: It is nice. He's great. We have a lot of fun. But I want smoochies! Buffy: Have you dropped any hints? Willow: I've dropped anvils. Buffy: Ah, he'll come around. What guy could resist your wily, Willow charms? Willow: At last count, all of them. Maybe more. Buffy: Well, none of them know a thing. They all get an 'F' in Willow. Willow: But I want Oz to get an 'A', and, oh, one of those gold stars. (Phases)