Willow has some great lines. They deserve to be heard! Here are some of my favourites.


Willow   Quotes

My absolute fav. quote is:

Willow: Great. I'll give Xander a call
. What's his number? Oh, yeah, 
1-800-I'm-Dating-A-Skanky-Ho.
Buffy: Meow!
Willow: Really? Thanks. I've never
 gotten a 'meow' before.
Buffy: Well-deserved.
Willow: Darn tootin'.
(Phases)

The second best Willow quote is:

Xander: Look, it's not a good idea.
Willow: There's no use arguing with
 me. Do you see my resolve face?
 You've seen it before. You know what it means.
(Becoming Two)

The third place award goes to:

Willow: Okay, somebody explain the whole
 'he will suck the world into Hell' thing, 
because that's the part I'm not loving.
(Becoming One)

And the bronze quote is:

Xander: Willow, come on!
Willow: I knew it! I knew it! Well, not 'knew it'
 in the sense of having the slightest idea, but
 I knew there was something I didn't know.
 You two were fighting way too much. It's not 
natural!
Xander: I know it's weird...
Willow: Weird? It's against all laws of God
 and Man! It's Cordelia! Remember? 
The, the 'We Hate Cordelia' club, of which
 you are the treasurer.
Xander: Look, I was gonna tell you.
Willow: Gee, what stopped you? Could it
 be shame?
Xander: All right, let's overreact, shall we?
Willow: But I'm...
Xander: Willow, we were just kissing. It
 doesn't mean that much.
Willow: No. It just means that you'd rather
 be with someone you hate than be with me.

(Sorry, I couldn't pick.  it was a tie)

Willow: Let's get this straight. I don't 
understand it, I don't wanna understand it, 
you have gross emotional problems, and 
things are not okay between us. But what's
 happening right now is more important than
 that.
Xander: Okay.
(Innocence for both of them)

Some other good ones are:

Oz: I'm gonna ask you to go out with me 
tomorrow night. And I'm kinda nervous 
about it, actually.
Willow: Oh. Well, if it helps at all, I'm gonna
 say yes.
Oz: Yeah, it helps. It-it creates a comfort
 zone. Do you wanna go out with me
 tomorrow night?
Willow: [cringes and slaps her hand to
 her forehead] Oh! I can't!
Oz: Well, see, I like that you're unpredictable.
Willow: Oh, it's just it's Buffy's birthday, 
and we're throwing her a surprise party.
Oz: It's okay.
Willow: But you could come. If you want 
to....you could be m... my date.
Oz: All right. I'm in. 
Willow: [to herself] I said 'date'.
(Surprises)

Buffy: Go ahead. You know you wanna say it.
Willow: My boyfriend's in the band!
Amy: Cool. 
Buffy: I think you've now told everybody.
Willow: Only in this hemisphere. 
(Bewitched, Bothered, and
Bewildered)

Willow: No, Xander's right! My God, you
 people are all... Well, I'm upset, and I
 can't think of a mean word right now, but 
that's what you are, and we're going to the
 factory!
Xander: Yeah!
(Innocence)

Buffy: Well, I think it's nice that he's not
 just being an animal.
Willow: It is nice. He's great. We have a
 lot of fun. But I want smoochies!
Buffy: Have you dropped any hints?
Willow: I've dropped anvils.
Buffy: Ah, he'll come around. What guy 
could resist your wily, Willow charms?
Willow: At last count, all of them. Maybe
 more.
Buffy: Well, none of them know a thing. 
They all get an 'F' in Willow.
Willow: But I want Oz to get an 'A', and, 
oh, one of those gold stars.
(Phases)

There are tons more wonderful Willowplicity (Willow Quotes). Most anything she says is awesome and worth while to listen to. I know all of you are just dieing to tell me some quotes you think deserve the gold award. E-mail me with your submissions. Thanks. UnoME160 wants to add this quote: why do you think she went to the party anyway? because you gave here the brush off and you always working her i know shes the chosen one but shes 16 going on 40 and your gonna live forever what you dont have time for a cup of coffee? (to angel and giles) in reptile boy

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